Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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