We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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