Pappa wants mamma naked
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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