But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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