just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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