Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I have fence marks all over my body
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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