He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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