i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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