yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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