He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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