We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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