one might say we're banned from that church
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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