Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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