No, you can still breathe under the balls.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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