i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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