fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
