Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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