This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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