I bet he comes in French.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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