so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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