Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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