And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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