The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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