We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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