Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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