I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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