Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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