hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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