No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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