Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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