Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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