Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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