the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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