I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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