I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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