he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm at about main and main street
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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