Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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