how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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