my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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