I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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