When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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