im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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