How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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