we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Randomize
