Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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