we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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