After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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