The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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