i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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