DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
