shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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