Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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