im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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