We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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